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Still #1

December 14, 2009

Another year, another X Factor winner, another Simon Cowell-birthed Christmas No 1. And fair play to the wee pet. It has become far too easy to dis(merit) reality TV of late. The Byker bit-part has a good singing voice and is relatively un-ugly. Which is more than can be said for you. Yes you.

Those hilarious Facebook proles would have angsty limp-punkers Rage Against The Machine for No 1 if they could. With their shouting and their cursing and their “Fuck you, I won’t tidy my bedroom!” But it’s time for us to make a stand against the supposed drollness of the whimsical web masses and inject a little magic back into the Christmas charts. And by ‘magic’ Dope on a Rope obviously means a Geordie schoolboy or an Antipodean vet-cum-artist. See below.

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