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Unwanted Gold???

November 19, 2009

Do you have spare gold lying around the house gathering dust??? Well, the experts at Dope on a Rope recently conducted an experiment which found that gold is actually completely worthless!!!!

Luckily for you, our team of valuators are happy to take all that worthless gold off your hands and replace it with a cheque for £££!!!*

Be like Gordon Brown and sell off your useless gold reserves for cash!! That money could be spent on a wide screen TV, child welfare payments or new rims!!!!!

We take dookie ropes, grillz, pimp cups, Rolexes and all your other worthless golden crap.

Satisfied customers:

“Thanks to Dope on a Rope’s gold cashing service I bought an hour’s worth of legal advice regarding my continuing visa application worries! Thanks guys!” – Slick Rick

“I pity the fool who doesn’t use Dope on a Rope’s gold cashing service! They are the real Au-Team!”BA Barakas

*Up to a maximum of £3.00.

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